Hi everyone, I'm M.J., W's new maternity jeans. It's so nice to meet you!
I'm really glad to be here, and I think W is happy I am here too, even though she has spent the last few weeks in complete denial that I was needed in her life, and tried to convince herself that basically duct-taping herself in her regular jeans was normal, but no judgement, I'm just here to help keep all of her new-found rolls and bulges in place, whilst keeping her pants up. It's a thankless job, and the 6 boxes of Girl Scout cookies I watched her purchase yesterday aren't really going to help matters, but I'm going to do my best to help her out. It's not gonna be easy, the sleeve of Thin Mints she had for breakfast can attest to that, but I am up to the challenge.
Now, let's go ahead and take a look at me. I was super affordable, and W was very happy about that, since spending $50 on a pair of jeans you are only going to wear for a couple of months seems ridiculous. Aren't I cute?
Jeans: ROSS 14.99, Top: TJMaxx 8.99, Cardigan: Target 11.00, Boots: UrbanOG 17.99
I'm sure you'll be seeing lots of me, cuz this girl is getting BIG and she's gonna need all my
spandex like a pregnant girl needs, well, Girl Scout cookies and maternity jeans.