Thursday, July 7, 2011

The Bachelorette, and my mouth, and a winner.

Disclosure: I plan to discuss the Bachelorette in this post. I mention this because you may be one of those people who chooses to use their brains on Monday nights so you may not want to proceed. However, I am not one of them. I watch, and it pleases me. Judge away. Or just skip down to the bottom to see if you won the giveaway. You are now fully disclosed.

Everyone has a favorite go-to item in their closet, that one thing that you love and so you keep buying things like it. I get that. I have 2 of the exact same skirt in different colors and I'm all about it. However, for Ashley on the Bachelorette, this affinity for liking a piece of clothing and collecting multiples has reached outrageous proportions. She seems to believe that wearing about a billion flowy-oversized-button-up-tunic-shirt-things is the ticket to sassy town. She wears at least one EVERY episode. She wears them with pants, without pants, with a shirt under it, or for those real special dates, just her bra {class-tastic}.

In case you don't watch or you are not as anal retentive as I am, I have put together an "Ashley is wearing the same kind of top AGAIN" collage for you:


And that is only 9 of MANY more. I happen to believe that she has a small militia of flowy-button-up makers she takes with her in her travels 'round Asia to find love, since those things just keep on comin.

Me? Well, I have only 2 of that sort of top in my closet. Ya know, like a normal person. And I wore one yesterday as I channeled my inner Ashley, and said the words Bentley, dot dot dot, and per-FACT a lot.

NOT.

Okay, here is the outfit. Also, you see my mouth in one of these. And my cat. You can't post a blog about the Bachelorette without incorporating some sort of scandal, ya know? You may gasp dramatically now.


Jeans: Alloy 9.99, Top: Old Navy 7.99, Belt, thrifted 1.00,
 Necklace: F21 4.99, Shoes: Shiekh shoes 25.00



...And now the winner of the $30 shop credit to Adri Apparel is:


Jennie who said: 





I followed you on Twitter!

Congratulations Jennie! 
Email us at prettylifeanonymous@gmail.com to get your prize!

Thanks to all who entered! You guys are the greatest.
You may now put your predictions for which sucker Ashley chooses in the comments. Go. 

ox/W. 

10 comments:

  1. Oh no, your anonymous-ness isn't working! I can see a part of you! :)
    Love the outfit by the way. I personally do not watch 'The Bachelorette', but it's funny that the girl Ashely wears the same kind of outfit a lot. You would think the producers of the show would want to change it up a little.

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  2. very very cute outfit! ashley is always wearing those tops, sometime i want to say to her change it up already! anyways id say that it is down to jp ben f and constantine in the final three not sure who will be the winner but at least she stopped talking about bently over every minute. regardless i love your outfit!
    meg

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  3. I think Ashley might be my least favorite bachelorette of all time. Am I a beyotch for saying that?

    That shirt is good. Maybe she could wear it like two times a month instead of twelve, though. Or whatever. I guess she can do what she wants.

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  4. I don't watch the bachelorette, but your commentary made me laugh.

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  5. I agree with Autumn; you're hilarious. Maybe I should start watching. And get one of those tunic thingies (one, mind you!)

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  6. Oh my goodness! The Bachelorette is my new trash tv obession!! She seriously does wear the dame thing every episode. haha I love how you channeled your inner Ashley. So great!

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  7. I am dying right now about the per-FACT and dot dot dot comment. ha ha! And I thought the same thing about those shirts! Luckily she has good legs!

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  8. i don't even watch the show but i have seen an episode (i was wondering what all the bentley fuss was about and then that led to the roast...) anyway, i totally agree with the flowy shirt thing. i mean, i know she has small boobs but so do i and i don't this is helping. but i like your inner ashley. and that picture with part of your face is kinda artsy and cool. and i know what you girls look like and i think you're both gorgeous!

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  9. I just discovered your blog AND this post. As a fellow style blogger and bonafide Bachelor/ette watcher, I am glad that someone else is horrified by the outfits that the girl is choosing to wear. I mean, seriously?? Could you even believe your eyes when all the backless shirts made their appearance this week? At least the see-through ones got a break!

    Anyway - I love YOUR outfit - it is too cute! Those shoes are amazing.

    Here's to Hometowns next week!

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  10. Hahahahaha oh my, I am TERRIBLE at seeing my name in giveaways! I've read this post like three times, and I've never seen my name there, haha. Thanks again for the tweet!

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